Tyrannical Fucking Tykes

I'm extremely pissed off. No surprise, right? I'm pissed off because little children think that they know everything. Yeah, that seems like something petty to say. But I encountered one of my sister's friends who have a very big mouth, and all that comes out of that mouth is shit. Honestly I was laughing the entire time he was talking, because he doesn't even know what he's talking about! -sighs- I hate little kids. That's why I was never able to babysit, and also why me and my sisters are perpetually fighting. It's not that I'm mean, I just can't stand smartasses. Wow, just thinking of it entirely pisses me off.

-Samantha

The Irritating F Word

With everyone 16 year old, there are always problems, especially with the family. Well, you see, this blog is a rant about mi familia. I hate it when family members that have no part in my life, are not active in it, and butt into everything about my life. Like facebook, I made the mistake of adding family members. And a few days ago I made the mistake of putting a post describing an "amazing night out with my friends, a little sick this morning, but it was all worth it". And my dad gets a call from my step-grandma yelling at him saying that he doesn't take an active role in my life. Hey, bitch, when's the last time I ever recieved any advice from you? And let me mention that you are a hypocrite, because all of your daughters drink. -SIGHS- I can't wait to move away from these people. Some may say that I won't and I'll wanna be by my family forev- NO.

Fuck. That.

Ahhh my favorite saying.

-Samantha

The Letter U

I've learned very quickly that people are unreliable. I've also learned that the only person I can rely on is myself. Though it is slightly hard when I'm 16, have an active life, yet I don't have a car or a job ( but I'm slowly working on trying to get a job ) and I usually can't do things because my mom and many other people suck. I know I know, I shouldn't want to grow up too quickly...but I DO.

For example, my mom has needed to send in my band camp money since July 1, it is now July 16. WTF. If it was me, it would of been in on time, but that's because I'm anal as hell. Also, I tend to get bitched at every time I need a ride somewhere. HELLO?!! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD THE PHRASE "16 AND I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CAR?!". Woo, okay then. Apparently not.

Damn, I just realized I have a library book due tomorrow that I haven't even read yet..hmmm..wonder if I'll get yelled at for asking to turn it in before I have to pay money on it...probably.

-sighs- Now I'm starting to feel like one of those 16 year olds that just bitch because their hormones are crazy....nahhh, not me....? Don't even fucking answer that.

So, anyways, this has been a message from the Church of Latter day Saints.

-Samantha

The Letter W

Another ranting session spurred by people pissing me off ( so, so surprising ). I hate it when I have to wait on other people. Like just recently I've been wanting to fill out some job applications online, but I can't because I have to WAIT on my mother to give me my Social Security Number.

I know it seems like a petty thing to be pissed off about, but when you're stuck all your life waiting on people, it really pisses you off.

This is going to be a short rant seeing as I'm under the weather.

Sincerely,

Samantha

Casteism

The one thing that truly pisses me off is Caste-ism, Sexism, and Hate. I've had my share of experiences where I'm discriminated against because I'm a woman.

Here's one question: What makes a man better than a women? No I'm not a feminist or hardcore lesbian, just a person that is incensed. There really is no answer to that, because some men do things that a woman may not be able to do, like being a male prostitute.

No I'm not bashing the male gender.

In some places like Pakistan, women are rendered unequal before the law. In many deficient countries, such as India, male children receive food, education, and health care benefits before female children. In occurrences of rape, the Hudood Ordinance in requires a testimony of a witness other than the victim to fortify a conviction for rape.

"I remember seeing a mother walking with two children. When her son asked her for a banana, she gave him one, and when her younger daughter did too - the mother slapped her and said no. I'll never forget this and how it motivated me to correct this deep problem in our culture".

- Sr Stella Baltazar, FMM, India

This is a serious problem in our world.

This isn't just a rant, it's a decisive testament of perverse crookedness.

Sincerely,

Samantha

Internets Ignoramus

Today's rant is about youtube. Why? Because simply, it pissed me off. All of my rants are spawned from something either pissing me off or because it's so stupid it's funny. This one goes out to all of those people that have no life and spend hours on youtube alone to bash artists and music videos, and then go and bitch at people for having no life for arguments sake. Obviously, you're a fucking moron if you go on youtube to argue.

For example, Michael Jackson has been the core of arguments. Now, I love Michael Jackson and I love his music. Michael Jackson is all about the music, and his personal life is no one's business. But back to the rant at hand, I fucking hate, no, despise people that fucking live to bitch about people's personal lives. No, I'm not being a hypocrite, because I'm bitching about my own life.

Youtube is a piece of fermented garbage, enough said.

Sincerely,

Samantha

Phase One

This blog will be a collection of rants I've accumulated over the years. I'm the silent type, not because I'm shy, but I because I choose to be. I'm more of the analytical/observer type. I observe ironic, sometimes blithe and capricious, things that happen to other people and to myself. I've learned over these few years that it isn't worth it to get angry over fallacious things that happen to me; it's more fulfilling to just laugh it the fuck up. Sometimes bad things happen for a reason, well, at least that has been my case for as long as I can remember.

I'll be frank: I want people to criticize the hell out of everything I write in here. Why? Because. It's. FUNNY. It's amusing to the point that I just think you're stupid. Of course, constructive criticism is appreciated. Then again, if you criticize rants for a living, then what the hell are you doing existing? Learn to laugh at life, because some of it is pretty entertaining, including the moronic people that are in it. Which leads into a rant...

Why are people so serious? ( No I'm not stealing a Dark Knight line ) It kind of pissed me off, honestly, to realize that I'm living in a world full of humorless people with sticks up their asses. I didn't realize that recently, more like when I started High School, because that is when people started to change for the worst. Now hey, I'm not complaining, it makes for good satire.

Well, anyways, before I insult even more people, I must say one more thing: Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

Sincerely,
Samantha