Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Phase One

This blog will be a collection of rants I've accumulated over the years. I'm the silent type, not because I'm shy, but I because I choose to be. I'm more of the analytical/observer type. I observe ironic, sometimes blithe and capricious, things that happen to other people and to myself. I've learned over these few years that it isn't worth it to get angry over fallacious things that happen to me; it's more fulfilling to just laugh it the fuck up. Sometimes bad things happen for a reason, well, at least that has been my case for as long as I can remember.

I'll be frank: I want people to criticize the hell out of everything I write in here. Why? Because. It's. FUNNY. It's amusing to the point that I just think you're stupid. Of course, constructive criticism is appreciated. Then again, if you criticize rants for a living, then what the hell are you doing existing? Learn to laugh at life, because some of it is pretty entertaining, including the moronic people that are in it. Which leads into a rant...

Why are people so serious? ( No I'm not stealing a Dark Knight line ) It kind of pissed me off, honestly, to realize that I'm living in a world full of humorless people with sticks up their asses. I didn't realize that recently, more like when I started High School, because that is when people started to change for the worst. Now hey, I'm not complaining, it makes for good satire.

Well, anyways, before I insult even more people, I must say one more thing: Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

Sincerely,
Samantha

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